Today's Missing Links - 01/02/19 - Wednesday

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1. Bodybuilder wraps penis around rolling pin so he can be covered in tattoos | Metro News
2. Popping Champagne Provides Many Sweet Fail Videos | RTM - RightThisMinute
3. Washington woman critically hurt after ex-boyfriend T-bones her car at 50 mph, police say | Fox News
4. A Stately Great Egret Calmly Catches a Convenient Ride on the Tail of a Cooperative Alligator
5. A Helpful Explanation About 'Auld Lang Syne' and Its Historical Meaning Outside of Greeting the New Year
6. Doomba, A Roomba That Creates Doom Level Maps
7. How Can Anyone Walk Away From Explosions Like These? | RTM - RightThisMinute
8. Don't Lose Your Marbles Over Fancy Trick Shots | RTM - RightThisMinute
9. Wild Polar Bear Tries To Break In | BBC Earth - YouTube
10. 'Butt Crack Bandits' spotted outside Cedar Rapids