After months of planning, hundreds of hard hours spent picking out doilies and napkins and flowers, everything can just fall apart faster than the economy...
Who knew making 3rd grade sexual jokes about the male anatomy could be such an amazing marketing tool? Be sure to look for the old woman selling sausage. Seriously!
Darwin Award Loser: The funniest part is this woman is COMPLETELY serious. She really thinks there is something in the water which makes a rainbow come out. Feel good knowing you're smarter than at least one other person. I hope.