According to Public Policy Polling, Congress is more loathsome than Nickelback. PPP measured Congress’s approval rating against several dozen irritants of modern life. In most cases, Congress lost. It turns out that 39 percent of Americans like Nickelback’s music more than they like Congress, while 32 percent like Congress more than Nickelback. Here’s how Congress fared in a few other test runs.
Congress vs. root canal surgery: Root canal 56, Congress 32.
Congress vs. head lice: Lice 67, Congress 19
Congress vs. cockroaches: Roaches 45, Congress 43
Congress vs. Genghis Khan: Genghis 41, Congress 37
Congress vs. Used-car salesman: Larry Dallas 57, Congress 32
Congress vs. the ebola virus: Congress 53, Ebola 25
Congress vs. John Edwards (a former member of Congress): Congress 45, Edwards 29
Congress vs. North Korea: Congress 61, North Korea 26